If it’s a boy, buy him a completely authentic little Batman costume. If it’s a girl, buy her a completely authentic little Batman costume.
The desire to be Batman is non-gender-specific.
always be batman
— Hillary Clinton (via neonchills)
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
Finally someone said it.
Elly is at work and I’m alone in her house and also bored :(